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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 29.06.2025 00:22

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

So they tried

Nuts and Butts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Why do so many people like life?

So, the docs changed it to read

Another attempt resulted in ...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Why are people with borderline personality disorder so capable of ripping someone apart with their words?

Thumbs down again.

No go.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

L.A. Dodgers, facing fan pressure, pledge $1M after immigration raids - The Washington Post

Just Forget it!

Then came..

Everyone loved it.

Why Elon Musk's satellites are 'dropping like flies' - Yahoo

Unacceptable again!

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Freaks and Cheeks

Red Dead Redemption's John Marston Actor Teases "Exciting News" Coming Soon - GameSpot

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Why Fans Think Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce Might Already Be Married - instyle.com

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Still no good.

What is the best way to get over your ex?

No, not a chance

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

They put up a sign reading

Gators Face Fairfield With Season On Line; O'Sullivan Beat Long Odds as Clemson Assistant - Florida Gators

Still no good

share office space ...

No way

Robin Thicke marries April Love Geary in romantic wedding after nearly 7-year engagement - Page Six

Next, they tried...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

What are some alternative ways to express gratitude or acknowledge thanks in English or French without using the phrases "thank you" or "you're welcome"?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Hysterias & Posteriors

Isn't it a turn on to have sex with a girl in a skirt or in a tight spandex?

Minds and Behinds

Catatonics & High Colonics

Loons and Moons

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