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Last Updated: 29.06.2025 00:22

So they tried
Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Why do so many people like life?
So, the docs changed it to read
Another attempt resulted in ...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Thumbs down again.
No go.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Just Forget it!
Then came..
Everyone loved it.
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Unacceptable again!
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Freaks and Cheeks
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good.
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What is the best way to get over your ex?
No, not a chance
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
They put up a sign reading
Still no good
share office space ...
No way
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Next, they tried...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Hysterias & Posteriors
Isn't it a turn on to have sex with a girl in a skirt or in a tight spandex?
Minds and Behinds
Catatonics & High Colonics
Loons and Moons
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